When I liberated a few Tulips from his garden yesterday he accused me of Murdering poor, defenseless, innocent flowers... Well, if that's true then our Bedroom is a crime scene tonight because look what I found when I got home!
I didn't do it! But whoever did sure managed to pick
the right Vase without any input from me at all!
Nope, wasn't me. And, I have a solid Alibi for my whereabouts today...
You see, there are coworkers I bribed
with Cupcake pops willing to Testify on my behalf!